GenX revision: Snow White

I’ve had to read the snow white golden book probably 50 times in the last few months. ¬†Here’s the GenX revision:

It’s ironic to see all the movies around fairy tales get gruesome and scary while any book (re)written for kids will be 100% politically correct and won’t even have threats of torture or death or being eaten– even though almost EVERY children’s story from the ancient times (and not so ancient) is all about the threat of kids being eaten as that’s the point of the lesson! “Childe–don’t act this way or you will be EATEN.” ¬† What else would they bother to remember or consider using their 3 second attention spans to ponder?